Attack the thing standing across from you, or don't. You might die. Smoke some weed about it.
Have a rest and smoke some weeds. Youll gain some health, add to the number of all time smoked, and you might invite a karen.
Roll a 20 sides die, You have a chance to level up in stats, level down, die, receive free rolls, and other unknown goodies.
ex: equip godly plate of the whale
ex: stow left / right / head / chest / legs / feet
Equip your shit or take it off, whatever. Do what you want.
Check what youre wearing, and your bags contents. Whats in the bag sir? hmm
ex: give 50
ex: take 50
Give or take from the sacrificial bowl, keep it happy, and it will keep you happy.
Buy some stuff from a random dude walking by. No quality guarantee. ingest with caution.
Gnaw on a piece of meat, have a slice of cake, drink some tea, you can do it all in stink city.
....hey rezplz
+ 1000 hp. - stats
Take a look at your stats, or show them off.
im too tired to write anything good right now, so im putting this.